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  3. When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

    sodamnrelatable:

    People be like

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    “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

    “Send food”

    “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

    “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

    “Omg, Satan is so funny!”

    “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

    “Hitlers a badass!”

    “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

    (Source: 90daysofautumn, via cassidyisnotamazing)

     


  4. salmiakkivodka:

    If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

    But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

    But homosexuality is bad

    I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

    (via cassidyisnotamazing)

     

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  6. edating:

    if we are in a mutual follow there’s a 99.2% chance i want to talk to you but im scared i will annoy you

    (via nikkiplague)

     

  7. masqueradehfx:

    smoke-and-sketchpads:

    Guys, this is my little brother, Reese. He just turned eight last March, and he is in second grade. He had found that he prefers guys to girls. When he told his friends that at recess, they threw rocks at him. Rocks. He came home crying, saying that his friends had called him names like “faggot” and “homo”. Second graders called him these names. I explained to him that it is perfectly okay to be gay, and that I will still love him no matter what. Unfortunately, my parents don’t agree. He’s been set apart from the family and his friends for his sexuality, that he has no control over. I’m not doing this for notes or to gain followers. I’m doing this to show Reese he will be accepted by many people no matter what sexuality he is. Reblog if you support my eight year old brother, no matter his sexuality.

    Please tell your brother that it is the bravery of young men like him that will make the world a better place. We stand upon the shoulders of giants.

    (Source: cigarettes-and-sketchpads, via zombiegirl197666)

     

  8. (Source: rebbylau, via zombiegirl197666)

     


  9. wartortles:

    if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it

    (via deadtothebones)

     


  10. brvdleysoileau:

    how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

    (via tyranitart)