2. twodoorcinemaclubsoda:

    Why do men think women are angry just on their period?

    I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me

    (via haus-of-grotesque)


  3. Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.

    (Source: melinaylen, via get-your-ass-in-the-impala)

  4. hemlockandharmony:



    she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

    This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

    I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

    (Source: lackadaisicalify, via get-your-ass-in-the-impala)

  6. eartheld:


    how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

    i want this tattooed on my back

    (via get-your-ass-in-the-impala)

  7. fenchurchdent:


    Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

    I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

    (via theillofthefall)


  8. mugglebornheadcanon:

    573. Some of the muggleborns invite Hagrid to their underground movie night in the Room of Requirement when they watch How To Train Your Dragon.

    (via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)


  9. onlinewifey:

    A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

    (via thoughtlessfroth)


  10. nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

    When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend


    (Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b, via mkhunterz)